The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 133 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.418 billion Second Best Pack Storage 133ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 133ian economy, worth 978 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,454 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,731 per year while the poor average 38,092, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Second Best Pack Storage 133 City as a backdrop, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 133's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 133 is ranked 276,307^th in the world and 1,681^st in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.